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Reblogged by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻"):
mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io ("mekka okereke :verified:") wrote:
Swing voters aren't real. They can't hurt you.
Undecided voters aren't real. Just scrunch your eyes closed real tight, and when you open them, the undecided voters will be gone.
I'm undecided on if I'm going to eat this here slice of cake after my workout*. 🍰
(*I am not undecided. That cake is as good as gone.)