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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻") wrote:

*Double date 2035*

Firt couple: we met after the great blue orb that follows all sent an email to my brain chip explaining Shelly is the least likely to murder me with a slave robot

Second couple: aw that's sweet listen the reason we invited you here is because we like your vibe and-