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jerry@infosec.exchange ("Jerry Bell :verified_paw: :donor: :verified_dragon: :rebelverified:​") wrote:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

[Atlanta, June 9, 2023] – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is issuing a public health advisory urging individuals to remain vigilant and adopt preventive measures to protect themselves and their communities from the highly contagious woke mind virus, which has raised concerns regarding cognitive and intellectual well-being. Recent evidence suggests that this virus may also be transmitted through cat girl litter boxes, necessitating additional caution and awareness.

The CDC's primary mission is to safeguard public health and provide trustworthy guidance to promote well-being. The emergence of the highly contagious woke mind virus, which differs from traditional infectious diseases, requires prompt attention and proactive measures. The CDC strongly encourages individuals to incorporate the following preventive measures into their daily routines:

  1. Wear Masks: Properly wearing masks that cover the nose and mouth remains an effective barrier against the transmission of infectious agents. In addition to reducing the spread of COVID-19, masks can significantly mitigate the risk of exposure to the highly contagious woke mind virus. Wearing masks consistently in public settings offers an added layer of protection. 2. Practice Hand Hygiene: Thoroughly washing hands with soap and water for at least 20 seconds or using hand sanitizer with at least 60% alcohol content is crucial to prevent the transmission of infectious diseases. Regular hand hygiene reduces the likelihood of exposure to the woke mind virus, including potential contaminants from cat girl litter boxes. 3. Stay Informed: Stay updated on reliable sources of information related to public health. Misinformation and the spread of unfounded claims can contribute to the transmission of the woke mind virus. Rely on trusted sources such as the CDC, World Health Organization (WHO), and local health authorities to obtain accurate information.

While the woke mind virus is still being researched to better understand its nature and transmission, early indications suggest that critical thinking, open dialogue, and exposure to diverse perspectives may serve as effective countermeasures. Engaging in respectful conversations and promoting empathy can help combat the negative effects of this phenomenon.

Dr. Rochelle P. Walensky, Director of the CDC, emphasizes the criticality of maintaining public health practices. "Protecting the health and well-being of individuals is our utmost priority. The highly contagious woke mind virus presents unique challenges that necessitate collective action and personal responsibility. By wearing masks, practicing hand hygiene, and staying informed, we can strengthen our communities against infectious diseases, including this novel phenomenon."

The CDC will continue to closely monitor the situation and collaborate with experts in various fields to better understand and address the potential risks associated with the highly contagious woke mind virus. Protecting public health remains the CDC's core mission, and the organization will continue providing evidence-based guidance to safeguard individuals and communities.

For more information, please visit the CDC website at www.cdc.gov or contact the CDC Media Relations office at media@cdc.gov.

About CDC
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is the national public health agency of the United States. The CDC works 24/7 to protect America from health, safety, and security threats, both foreign and domestic. As part of its mission, the CDC conducts critical research, provides health information, responds to public health emergencies, and promotes preventive measures to enhance the nation's well-being.

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