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Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen"):
GayDeceiver@mstdn.social wrote:
"Is this what I think it is? Yes! It's the Appalachian Feather Duster! You see these three notches that seem to squiggle if you try to focus on them? That's the magical symbol from the Bog Witch, and guarantees not only its authenticity, but its effectiveness. How long have you had it?"
"It's been in my family for six generations. If we try to get rid of it or destroy it, someone dies, so we just leave alone in its little case."
"Fascinating!"