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Boosted by jwz:
emma@orbital.horse ("Emma needs ☕️ and paying work") wrote:
Plantation Owner: "My slave ran off for a Free State! Curse my luck."
John C. Calhoun (who is in the Bad Place): "Don't worry, with Ring's always on cameras, we'll find your slave, and bring him before a corrupt judge who will have them returned to you!"
Plantation Owner: "Thank you, thank Ring, and thank Jesus for the Fugitive Slave Act!"