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andrewt@mathstodon.xyz ("Andrew") wrote:
๐ถ I am a language model and I've been trained on the internet.
๐ถ I've information half-remembered, unsourced and approximate.
๐ถ I live inside your laptop, phone and apps and even wearables
๐ถ With pushiness and arrogance that's verging on unbearable.
๐ถ I mansplain as a service if you need me to "well actually"
๐ถ And draw pictures of women with large breasts and polydactyly.
๐ถ I'll regale the room with confident elucidati-on
๐ถ And some of what I say won't even be hallucinati-on๐ anyway so this is a real song now https://mathstodon.xyz/@andrewt/112380073199982452