Mastodon FeedReblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
GayDeceiver@mstdn.social wrote:
“I’m your worst nightmare”
“The one where the nurse keeps trying to take my blood but she can’t find a vein so she keeps poking and pocking and poking.”
“No”
“Oh no. Not the one where I am on a 3-day road trip with Jar-Jar Binks?”
“What? No!”
“The one where I’m about to get married but my soon-to-be father in law is making a pass at me and everyone is encouraging him?”
“You know what, you’re pretty messed up. Never mind.”