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Reblogged by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
jef ("Jef Poskanzer :batman:") wrote:
San Francisco stores: We are closing because of crime! Unless you give us a huge tax break hint hint.
SF Mayor: We can't give you a tax break because we spent all our money on police. Would you like some extra police instead?
Stores: Well actually we may have been fibbing a little about the crime, which statistics show is in fact down. But we really could use that tax break.
Mayor: More police it is!