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pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

Modern day heroes.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2025/07/23/i-am-suddenly-craving-a-pizza-from-detroit/

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as | grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how | cut him off in traffic earlier. Before | can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. | said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said “B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready.” Five stars. Will absolutely return.