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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:
INT LIVING ROOM—A couple sits in front of a TV looking for a movie to watch. They watch the trailer for a Hamlet remake, then click "rent for 4.99"
The character in the trailer hops out of the TV, demands $5 from one of their wallets, then proceeds to light the money on fire.
CUT TO: product monologue for Tubi. "Don't light your money on fire by renting movies"
Character: "Tubi or not Tubi. There is no question."
BF: can I have my 5 bucks back?
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