collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth") wrote:
To everyone invited to my Christmas Bubble Party: I'm sorry, there's been some mix-up with the delivery. Instead of bubbles, we received a massive crate of some new kind of protein powder. It says it's orange and whiskey flavored, and there's a ton of it.
Sadly, we can't return all this protein powder, let alone get the bubbles we wanted in time. So, to try to make the best of a bad situation: it's a powder party now.
We'll be rockin' around the Christmas tree in the new old-fashioned whey.