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Reblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
@mindpersephone The CPU is a polished stone tablet covered with magical runes and other complex carvings. If you trap a lightning bolt and feed it to the dead stone, it will become alive to serve you. Anything you command it will do at demonic speed and precision, as long as you know how to say what you want in the strange language it obeys.