Guess what! Google is making me write *another* placebo privacy policy, just to authorize a login token to my own YouTube account. (It's a password. But they call it an "app".)
And they rejected it because in the snark-assed privacy policy for my "YouTube app" I can't use the word "YouTube" because "it could potentially confuse users and lead them to believe your app is officially affiliated with or endorsed by Google".
The "YouTube app" for logging in to "YouTube" can't say "YouTube".