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collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth") wrote:
Me to anyone who will listen this week
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- The "Jesse, wtf are you talking about?" meme from "Breaking Bad." Jesse: "So Matt's mom gets confused about WordPress, so Matt decides to go after WP Engine for like millions. They say no, so he blows them up onstage at WCUS. So then they call him on it, and release all his DMs to show him extorting them like a mob boss to funnel money to his for-profit company. So he takes over the news to tell everyone WP engine is fake WordPress, and out of nowhere he's like 'I'm not a mob boss! Just look how much I've given to charity!' But WP Engine blocks the news feed, so Matt uses his unchecked power to carpet bomb WordPress civilians and steal WPE's customers, and now basically nobody wants to use this software anymore." Walter: "Josh...wtf are you talking about?" (remote)
