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Reblogged by collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth"):
louie@pdx.social ("Louie Mantia, Jr.") wrote:
We Sold Our Beloved Company to the Literal Devil
Hello everyone! We’d love to tell you about our charming company history. Then, we’ll briefly mention that the literal devil acquired our company that we know you all love. Don’t worry, we’ll still be running the show, even though the literal devil owns the majority stake now. Not much will change, because the literal devil promised us. He has a track record of keeping his promises (🤞😈), so don’t worry.