Reblogged by pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑"):
cstross@wandering.shop ("Charlie Stross") wrote:
... Or, in full:
"The Fermi paradox suggests that we are among the first spacefaring intelligent species to evolve (at least, in this galaxy). So it therefore seems likely that any sexy alien I meet will be an extremely intelligent, venomous, tree-dwelling crab. Or maybe a hypercastrating alien mind control endoparasite (like the real-world Sacculina carcini) that has eaten the spacecrab's gonads and would like to sample my wedding tackle."
And now I want to blog the whole thing.