The state of Mastodon:
Some jackass: "Why would you imply that X is bad?"
Me: "Did you click the link in that very post, subject, why X is bad?"
Jackass: "Expecting me to click a link to inflate the page-view count on your personal website is shady at best."
Jackass: "Also, I don't know if you are aware of this, but it is green."
Me: Aaaaaannnndddd *plonk*