
Sometimes The Onion makes a joke that is just for me, and in this case, it is that the logo of Global Tetrahedron LLC is a dodecahedron.
ANDROALPHUS: [...] When he appears in human form, he can be forced to give lessons of geometry. He is an astronomer and, besides, he teaches how to skillfully argue over details.
I say to you, whomst among us has not leaned against the bar and drunkenly given lessons of geometry.