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Boosted by jwz:
zzt@mas.to ("[object Object]") wrote:
I clearly prompted the realistic human head on my pez dispenser to not give me an orange candy when I pulled back on its neck, and yet it disregarded my orders! clearly this indicates the plastic head is unaligned with human values, a problem that can only be solved by eating more pez
this arXiv preprint was made possible by a grant from Pez Research, Microsoft, and some fucking supervillain who just closed a deal to sell a bunch of pez dispensers to the military