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Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
dogposting@meow.social ("dog with a blog :neodog_flag_trans: :neodog_flag_polyam: :neodog_flag_pan:") wrote:

i heard there was a secret ooze
that turned four reptiles into dudes
but you don't really care for turtles do ya

they battle crime throughout the night
as splinter taught them how to fight
and from the sewers came a cowabunga

cowabunga, cowabunga
cowabunga, cowa-buuu-ngaaa ~🎵