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jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

- The fact that a worm ate half of RFK Jr’s brain means he won’t have as many thoughts distracting him from his job.
- If you ask me, Kristi Noem’s dog was asking for it.
- Thank God Trump is kicking out all those undocumented workers! If I want fruit and vegetables I’ll just pick them myself.

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(courtesy ‘The Borowitz Report’)