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futurebird@sauropods.win ("myrmepropagandist") wrote:
"Hey market what are you up to?"
"I have this nice AAA bond very safe can't go wrong."
"Wow THREE As?"
"Yes."
"So uh... what's in it?"
"Well... you know. Bundles."
"Bundles of what?"
"Bundles of bundles."
"Ok what is in those bundles?"
"Loans."
"That's nice. What kind of loans?"
"..."
"Well?"
"I'm lending cash to teenagers over the internet to buy NFTs... LISTEN I know it sounds risky... but ALL the loans can't fail!"