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Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
Unixbigot@aus.social ("Kit Bashir") wrote:
“Nice tablecloth, what’s the occasion”
“It’s Tuesday, Mrs Zhang always comes in for dumplings on Tuesdays”
“But….you’re an auto parts store!”
“Yeah, but there was a restaurant here before we moved in. She doesn’t see so well.”
“So, what? You send out for dumplings for her? That’s so sweet!”
“Oh no, part of our hiring process is showing your grandmother’s recipe book. And obviously knowing how to rig up a wok burner with a brake drum and a can of ‘Start Ya Bastard’. ”