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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
LRRRonEarth@beige.party ("BELRRR LRRRGOSI :bc:") wrote:
GREETINGS, EARTH BAG. I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. I AM ALSO, SHAMEFULLY, AN INVOLUNTARY RESIDENT OF EARTH.
MY INTERESTS INCLUDE LOUD MUSIC, GIANT LASERS, DEATH RAYS, CARNAGE, CONQUEST, PETTY VENGEANCE, NOT-SO-POPULAR CULTURE, AND EATING PEOPLE. WHICH IS WHY IT SEEMS *ODD* THAT THEY DIDN'T WARN YOU ABOUT ME.
I AM BEIGE PARTY'S LOUDEST, TALLEST, HEAVIEST, MOST CONCEPTUALLY DEMANDING SHITPOSTER. IN THAT CAPACITY, I SAY: HI.