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Boosted by taral ("JP Sugarbroad"):
stavvers@masto.ai ("Another Angry Woman") wrote:

deutsche bahn

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment. Screenshotted tag: as long as it's not Deutsche Bahn AG Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing A huge montage of screenshotted tags: If you want a deutsche bahn orgasm you will be edged to within an inch of your sanity Orgasm like the deutsche bahn. Announcing itself arriving 30 times over 2 hours then never actually arriving deutsche bahn delayed 5 minutes (4.5 minutes later) delayed 10 minutes His orgasm was like deutsche bahn. He came late or not at all, his orgasm was unreliable and crowded. His orgasm was too expensive and the German government refuses to subsidise it any more to make it more affordable Learning new things about the German rail system today