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continuation@mas.to ("Mx Arjuna") wrote:

"Pay Your Respects" by Mattie Lubchansky
https://thenib.com/pay-your-respects/

Panel 1: A person with short hair and glasses sits on a couch, looking sad while holding their phone. Another person wearing a cap and beard enters the room and asks, “Hey. Is everything okay?” The person on the couch replies, “It’s just… the Bone Farmer… he died.” Panel 2: The bearded person recalls, “He was that thing that would break into people’s homes and steal their skeletons while they slept, right?” The person on the couch, teary-eyed, says, “So sad.” Panel 3: The person with glasses holds up a framed photo of a monster wearing a bowtie. They say, “I mean obviously, ideologically, I didn’t agree with him. With regards to skeleton ownership. But his smart li’l bowtie!” The bearded person adds, “You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he believed in!” Panel 4: A large jar in the room contains the boneless body of one of the Bone Farmer’s victims who says “Gonna have to disagree with you folks here.” The bearded man replies, “Too soon, Geoff!”