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Boosted by jwz:
Moltz ("John Moltz") wrote:
Me, at podium: For the record, the circus is not 'my circus'. It is owned by a shell company in the Caymans which, yes, is technically a subsidiary of another company held by Moltz Industries... of which I am the major shareholder.
Crowd: [murmurs]
Me: As for the monkeys, well, that's a complicated ownership structure that my lawyers are currently unravelling. All we can say at this point is that no one knows exactly whose monkeys they are. Although... they may be mine.
Crowd: [shouting]