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collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth") wrote:
My body in my 20s: "I feel no pain, I barely even need food or sleep, and I can lose weight merely by thinking about it."
My body in my 40s: "DIVERT ALL RESOURCES FROM NON-CRITICAL SYSTEMS TO EAR HAIR. LET EVERYTHING ELSE FAIL, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. WE NEED EAR HAIR AND WE NEED IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW"