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mcfadden ("Brian McFadden") wrote:

My dumb jokes required more thought and planning than whatever the hell happened in the last 24 hours. https://www.patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

(panel 1 - Title on an Exit sign with a person fleeing Iran.) Exit Strategies (panel 2 - Trump fumbling with an open can of Spaghetti-Os) Open the Strategic Uh-Oh Spaghetti-Os! Reserve (panel 3 - An apology written in skywriting by a crashing F-35.) Airborne Apology skywriting, "Oops, we didn't think this throuuuu..." (panel 4 - A golf caddy carrying a golf bag with a goalpost sticking out of it.) Make a caddy move the goalposts while no one's looking (panel 5 - Pete Hegseth strutting away from a mushroom cloud.) Strategic Retreat, but in slo-mo that you think looks cool (panel 6 - A hand stamping a file.) Declare "War Bankruptcy" and make someone else bail you out stamp, "Bankrupt War"