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collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth") wrote:
[Me, to my 5yo when we're trying to leave the house]: Just get your shoes on! It's a simple task! Why is this taking so long? How do you keep getting distracted!?
[Also somehow me, in my car, that I just started]: Welp I should probably check my notifications before I drive to the store.