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Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen"):
Unixbigot@aus.social ("Kit Bashir") wrote:
“No Gran, I’ve changed that recipe, it works better with twice as much. No I’m not disrespecting you — I’m just adjusting to modern palates”
“Hi hon, are you on the phone? I thought you didn’t have any living grandparents?”
“I don’t. My g’gran haunts our family cookbook.”
“Oooh-kay…”
“Normally it’s fine; means I can also cook those secret recipes that are never to be written down. But she’s unreasonable about garlic. YES GRAN I SAID IT.”