
jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:
“The woke mob has distorted the true meaning of Labor Day,” Vance told supporters in Michigan. “Honoring workers might please people who work for a living, but it doesn’t delight me and Donald Trump.”
The vice-presidential nominee urged that Labor Day be “a time to pay tribute to the one thing that gives women’s lives meaning: reproducing.”
“Only women who have given birth should be allowed at Labor Day picnics,” he declared. “No baby, no hot dog.”
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/jd-vance-says-labor-day-should-celebrate