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Boosted by pluralistic@mamot.fr ("Cory Doctorow"):
amiserabilist@beige.party ("paul") wrote:

London Underground Hot weather alert Please carry a bottle of water with you at all times. You can use it to beat yourself to death with when the heat becomes too much. To avoid flooded carriages, make sure to direct all your perspiration into the provided sweat-gutters. There is a high possibility most passengers will smell like some prawns that were abandoned in an alleyway six months ago.