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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Kid bagging my groceries asked what I was listening to in my earbuds, and I had to tell him it was a podcast.

“Ah a podcast guy,” he tells me.

Then I say “But, I was listening to frank ocean earlier.” You know, like in an attempt to save my coolness from a total stranger.

So then he says "who?"

And then I die from old age.