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cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen") wrote:
Famous Host: And for our next guest please welcome my good friend, the fabulous and talented Famous Guest...
Famous Guest: [walks on stage to massive applause smiling and waving and gives the requisite hug to FH and then sits next to host's desk]
FH: It's great to see you again, and may I say you look terrific!
FG: [earnest] Oh thank you! It's the microplastics.
Audience: [nervous laughter]