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Reblogged by collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth"):

lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social ("Low Quality Facts") wrote:

Me: And I believe you offer a señor discount.

Waiter: You mean the senior discount?

Me, wearing a poncho and sombrero: I knew it was too bueno to be true.