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falseknees ("False Knees") wrote:

One crow approaches another, let's call it Al and the other one Fred. Al says: "Hey––can I talk to you?" "Yeah, what's up?" says Fred. "In... private?" whispers Al. Fred responds "Anything you need to say to me, you can say to the guys... they're cool!". We zoom out to see two house sparrows "Plus, they don't understand a word we say". Al replies "Alright, well... I need to show you something in the bush. Can they just wait here?" "Okay" says Fred "Tweet tweet chirp tweet cheep"
We focus on the silent, unresponsive pair of sparrows. While digging through the shrub, Al continues: "I saw a human walking out of a store with... THIS!" pulling a tattered and bloodied copy of "Ew, It's Beautiful: A False Knees Comic Collection" from the leaves. The cover has a drawing of two crows staring at the reader. Fred exclaims "What in the identity-thefting hell?? That's US! The guys are going to flip out when they see this". Both crows are now looking down at the book, mirroring the image on the cover. "We do look good though" states Al.