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collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth") wrote:
Pet owners will really be like: "I just love this cute little jerk. 🥰 This awful little turd. ❤️ This adorable little gremlin wakes me up at 3am because it broke my favorite things and then ate the pieces and didn't shit them out when it had the chance. 💕 What an angel. 😇 What a sweet little fucker sowing relentless chaos into every aspect of my life 😍"