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Boosted by isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev :flag_wbw:"):
UncleDuke1969@universeodon.com ("Uncle Duke") wrote:

"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”

Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.