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pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

Today is the day I have an appointment with my division chair to announce my retirement.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/04/01/i-dont-think-the-division-chair-would-react-the-same-way/

Stephen: "Well, since I've now been doing pearls before swine for twenty-five years, I think it's finally time to retire." Rat: Jumps for joy. Stephen: "April Fools!" Rat: "Life is cruel."