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Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
Lana@beige.party ("๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ถ "not yet begun to fight"") wrote:
MAGA: DEI is weakness!! diversity is bad!
SEATTLE: *chuckling* The most diverse neighborhood in America is Federal Way in Seattle.
MAGA: socialism never works!
SEATTLE: *folding our arms* just for that we're going to socialism even harder. we just elected a socialist Mayor.
MAGA: feminism is the downfall of society!
SEATTLE: *wiping our brow* our female socialist mayor just built the world's first floating train system.
MAGA: but you can't just raise minimum wage to $10/hr. All the job creators will leave!
SEATTLE: *nostrils flaring* you're right let's make it double that instead.
MAGA: but all the billionaires will leave!
SEATTLE: *eyes flashing* you don't have to sell us on it. it's $21.30/hr now.
MAGA: you'll collapse! this is the end of civilization! what the fuck are you doing??
SEATTLE: *levitating three feet above the ground* we just voted in a wealth tax targeting billionaires and became the fastest growing economy in the entire country while sheltering trans folks and immigrants what the fuck are you gonna do about it bitches