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Reblogged by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):

futurebird@sauropods.win ("myrmepropagandist") wrote:

"Centipede! How do you survive?"
"I run swiftly on many legs! I am grace! Behold my venomous bite!"

"Fruit fly! How do you survive?"
"I fly through the air! I'm small & hard to catch!"

"Ant! How do you survive?"
"I am a part of a vast network! My sisters back me up!"

"Dubia roach! How do you survive?"
"..."
"..."
"Oh hai!"
"Survival?"

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