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Reblogged by collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth"):
teruterubozu@toot.wales ("Kama") wrote:
The next time I am in the market for a job, I will be doing this.
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- Four panel comic. The first panel hows two people across a desk. The person on the right says: "I really like your resume. What are your salary expectations?" Second panel: the person on the left holds up a paper chart and replies, "I offer a variety of plans to meet your needs. Choose the plan that works best for you." Third panel shows the chart with Basic, Standard and Premuim plans. All plans include 40 hours per week. Email increases and poop breaks decrease with monthly cost increase. Overtime not available in Basic. Personal number and working with a smile only available in Premium. Fourth Panel: Person on the left adds, "Choose the plan and enhance it with optional add-ons. Sign up today and choose from several payment options." (remote)
