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Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
lcamtuf@infosec.exchange ("lcamtuf :verified: :verified: :verified:") wrote:
*** Online shopping in 2010 ***
Me: I'd like to buy underpants.
Underpants Emporium: Certainly! Your underpants should arrive on Monday.
Me: Sweet.
*** Online shopping in 2025 ***
Me: I'd like to buy underpants.
MyFriendo.biz: Yay! Your package is on the way!
Me: wait, who are you?
MyFriendo.biz: we're the store's shipping partner! We're here to keep you in the loop!
SMS: Your package is on the way! Reply STOP to stop.
Me: yeah, I...
UPS MyChoice: Your package is on the way!
Underpants Emporium: Be sure to review your purchase!
UPS MyChoice: Your package is out for delivery.
SMS: Your package is out for delivery.
MyFriendo.biz: Your package it out for delivery!
Logistics Conglomerated: you don't know us, but we couldn't help and notice that your package is out for delivery.
Underpants Emporium: did you know that customers who bought underpants also bought the following