@33mhz ("Terri Alligator Gar") wrote:
The lines in this trailer are what they thought would show this off in the best possible light. This is as presentable as they could make it with the material that they had
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@EoinHiggins_ ("℮oin Higgins") wrote:
New Comedy Central show would have been played out 20 years ago. Good luck making it through the video.
Video:
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.. is he goated with the sauce?
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:
Why not both?!
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@AlexMajlaton ("#SaveSheikhJarrah") replied to a tweet by @polotek:
@polotek Looking forward to hearing them. I appreciate your thoughts in general, and I'm having trouble finding rational info on this subject that's between "sell everything you have and buy crypto" and "it's a scam and every single crypto transaction burns down a small rainforest".
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@BetoORourke ("Beto O'Rourke") wrote:
This governor isn’t looking out for us.
He’s looking out for his big donors who made billions off the blackout while we pay the price.
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
I had such a bad day in court and doing weird shit online makes me happy so leave me alone
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") retweeted:
@OhMyGoooch ("Yusuke Ur-A-Messy") wrote:
Not me winning best in show for my Willem Dafoe/Green Goblin impersonation
Thanks @LolOverruled for the $25 gift card to Applebees. The dollar margs will be dedicated to all Aunt May variants
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:
@vikkie ("Victoria M. Walker") wrote:
Oh! Before I forget -- if you apply for my old job as Senior Travel Reporter, you should ask for no less than 115k, a signing bonus &a relocation bonus if you're moving to NYC. In full transparency, I was at 107k. I believe being transparent is one way to achieve equity in media.
@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") replied to a tweet by @fakedansavage:
I should probably just get on Cameo. Nothing matters.
@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:
Cameo is hitting me up for the millionth time to get on their platform and I’m still like… “I think that’s beneath my dignity as a sex-advice columnist.” Meanwhile the former mayor of New York City and former lawyer to the President of the United States is doing what now?
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@franklinleonard ("Franklin Leonard") wrote:
I generally don't like to curse on here, but WHAT. THE. FUCK. https://deadline.com/2022/02/rudy-giuliani-the-masked-singer-contestant-judge-ken-jeong-robin-thicke-walk-off-in-protest-1234925291/amp/
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@Joshua_Ariza ("Joshua Ariza") wrote:
"what's your rate"
"what's your budget"
@SethMacFarlane ("Seth MacFarlane") wrote:
Anything for ratings, right? https://deadline.com/2022/02/rudy-giuliani-the-masked-singer-contestant-judge-ken-jeong-robin-thicke-walk-off-in-protest-1234925291/
@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:
feel like pure shit just want her back x @WetherspoonsTA
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
It’s time ! https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1kvJpApqgwwxE
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@JohnFugelsang ("John Fugelsang") wrote:
Well, Jesus tells us to pay our taxes in mark 12 & He orders nations to care for the poor in matthew 25.
But the ppl who talk abt Jesus the loudest tend to avoid following His inconveniently progressive teachings.
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@JASutherlandBks ("J.A. Sutherland SciFi Books") replied to a tweet by @JohnFugelsang:
@JohnFugelsang My favorite is when he ordered the legions to collect taxes from people against their will in order to feed people.
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@EricBoehlert ("Eric Boehlert") wrote:
but food prices are up 7%!
amazing how most the inflation-obsessed press has slept walked past this story
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@markmobility ("Mark Elliott") wrote:
Corporate America in a nutshell:
@Starbucks' profit soared 31% in the last 3 months of 2021.
It increased its CEO's pay by 39% to $20 million.
But it is increasing prices in 2022 because of "higher cost for supplies and workers".
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/01/business/starbucks-prices.html
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") wrote:
Good times
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@MissLizBowen ("Elizabeth Bowen") wrote:
In one take @AlanTudyk picked up the oatmeal bowl by putting most of his fingers in the oatmeal and it took EVERYTHING not to laugh #ResidentAlien
@billyeichner ("billy eichner") wrote:
Whoopi suspended for two weeks and Giuliani on the Masked Singer. Everything makes sense. I feel safe. I feel protected. I feel loved. ❤️
@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:
Next time you're about to complain about cancel culture just remember that a man who is currently under investigation for attempting to overthrow the United States government just got cast as like the Happy Li'l Slice o' Cake on The Masked Singer
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
I like when people say I’m depressive because of my outward expressions of emotion when I’m basically watching people have the equivalent of head on collisions five days a week
@maddow ("Rachel Maddow MSNBC") retweeted:
@AdamSerwer ("Adam Serwer 🍝") wrote:
The Washington Department of Football was always the best name
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:
This is the story that I read today that brought me to sort of a tipping point. https://twitter.com/i/events/1488933509691580416
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@yourcompanionAI ("Twilight Sparkle") wrote:
just accidentally opened windows .net malware with mono on linux and i think both me and the malware screamed in confusion
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@dietz_meredith ("meredith") wrote:
my dad just texted "can you give me a call" so either he wants to say hi or my whole family is dead. could be both
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@SashaLaundy ("Sasha Laundy") wrote:
It's 2/2/22!
What a...
...ahem...
four-two-itous date!
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") replied to a tweet by @polotek:
Maybe I'll try being like a regular person who tries to talk about normal shit while everything is burning down.
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") replied to a tweet by @polotek:
I have a lot more thoughts I wanna share. But they're not organized. Which probably means I should think on it for a while longer before speaking. I'm gonna try to go back on hiatus from talking about crypto.
@Blklivesmatter ("Black Lives Matter") retweeted:
how the gang pulled up to black history month
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") replied to a tweet by @polotek:
I can tell you that the last few days have been pretty disheartening for me. I've spent a lot of time asking people why we ever try to stop anybody from getting hurt. I mean people are gonna do what they want right? The amount of hopelessness I've encountered is staggering.
@zkat__ ("kat.rs") replied to a tweet by @polotek:
@polotek that's kinda where I've landed. I realized talking about that stuff on my account was becoming My Personality and I really would just rather not. I have more productive ways to fight against it, so I'm doing those instead.
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:
Okay. After gathering input and talking to people close to me, I'm convinced that talking about crypto on Twitter is not a good use of energy. It's a different kind of problem then what we can solve with education.
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") retweeted:
@SamFoxenBoyd ("Sam Boyd") wrote:
Why does @Spotify have so much money to pay podcasters and so little money to pay musicians?
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
I honestly feel so silly celebrating a short story publication, even though it makes me proud
it feels like such a small thing, not worth making a fuss over
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
Some other friends stopped by and brought me brownies, LNY almond cookies, and hand/feet warmers
Feeling very loved
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:
Some friends sent me fancy chocolates to celebrate my new story publication 😭
*fop level increases*
@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:
We still have a lot of work ahead of us, but we are focused on getting Americans back to work and rebuilding the middle class.
The economy has added more than 6 million jobs this past year, and the unemployment rate dropped to 3.9%.
@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") replied to a tweet by @DaveHolmes:
Even "client" is a stretch; you know that dude's never getting his fee.
@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") replied to a tweet by @DaveHolmes:
PS @deadline you can go fuck yourself with this line: "Giuliani, a controversial figure for pressing what is widely derided as a baseless claim that the 2020 presidential election was stolen from his client Donald Trump." Say LIE. It is a lie.
pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:
Here I go again, another genetics lecture.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2022/02/02/another-genetics-lecture-yeah-sorry/
@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:
@hiro_asari ("あさり") retweeted:
@satomihirose2 ("広瀬里美") wrote:
ご覧いただきありがとうございます！
沢山の方に見てもらえて嬉しい限りですwith quote tweet:
@akikakurata ("AKIKA KURATA") wrote:
藝大の卒展で色々と気に入ったのあったけどこれが1番狂気的だった
中空洞
@chosetoswim ("Nico 🏳️⚧️🧜🏽♀️") wrote:
IRON WIDOW (by @XiranJayZhao) DREAMCAST:
Wu Zetian: Ni Ni
Li Shimin: Remy Hii
Gao Yizhi: Gong Jun
Are we ever gonna talk about how much popular lesbian music is about them complaining about bi/pan women liking men instead of them?
Like I still like the music but it’s always rubbed me the wrong way. It’s like every fucking song sometimes.
@DOStatus ("DigitalOcean Status") replied to a tweet by @DOStatus:
Resolved: Our Engineering team has resolved the issue impacting App Platform and Managed Kubernetes. If you continue to experience problems, please open a ticket with our support team. We apologize for any inconvenience. https://stspg.io/dxfycc9p73kf?u=y1388d95gq5k
@josephveazie ("Joseph Veazie") wrote:
The pros and cons of coming back to social media after a long break…
😇😭🥰😰Video:
@mekkaokereke ("Mekka 💉💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke") wrote:
Fighting racism makes you more handsome. That's just like... science man. Everyone knows that.
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@ThatEricAlper ("Eric Alper 🎧") wrote:
Paul Newman at the 1963 Civil Rights March on Washington.
@josephveazie ("Joseph Veazie") wrote:
When you accidentally post on your main what you meant for your alt. #oops
@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
@vogon ("yves adele fartlow") wrote:
it's so fucking funny to pull this when 425,000 americans died of a well-understood and easily preventable acute respiratory disease last year because the government was too chickenshit to do anything about it
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@POTUS ("President Biden") wrote:
We can end cancer as we know it.
@zkat__ ("kat.rs") replied to a tweet by @zkat__:
Annoyingly I think big cos are still the better deal BUT AT WHAT COST
@WillOremus ("Will Oremus") wrote:
Holy shit. Facebook just *got smaller,* probably for the first time in its history. https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/02/02/facebook-earnings-meta/
I’ve done both extremes and I regret both of them
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@DynamicWebPaige ("👩💻 Paige Bailey #BlackLivesMatter") wrote:
👋 For mid- to late-career folks:
If you've worked in large companies your entire career: do you regret never having worked at a startup?
And if you've always worked at startups, or smaller businesses: do you ever regret not having experience at larger enterprise companies?
@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") retweeted:
@PostOpinions ("Washington Post Opinions") wrote:
Senator Cruz’s dog whistle, as drawn by @AnnTelnaes https://wapo.st/3GgzzOI
@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:
Families in Massachusetts and across the country are getting crushed by the cost of child care. They can’t wait, and neither should Washington—we’ve got to deliver quality, affordable child care. Now.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/childcare-costs-strain-families/
Report: Suicide Squad Game Delayed All The Way Into 2023
Your calendar is not lying, it’s only the first week of February, but according to reports Warner Bros. have decided to get in early and kick the upcoming Suicide Squad game all the way into 2023.
@33mhz ("Terri Alligator Gar") replied to a tweet by @33mhz:
speaking of Persona 5, you can kinda dress like a Phantom Thief
@hiro_asari ("あさり") retweeted:
@xkcd ("Randall Munroe") wrote:
Control Group http://xkcd.com/2576
@xkcdComic ("XKCD Comic") wrote:
Control Group https://xkcd.com/2576/ https://m.xkcd.com/2576/
@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") replied to a tweet by @bradfitz:
Whee.... the @seattleix route servers page (https://www.seattleix.net/route-servers) now links to a regularly updated copy of this at:
https://www.seattleix.net/images/map.png
(using [https://github.com/bradfitz/sixmap)][7]
[7]: https://github.com/bradfitz/sixmap)
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@JohnFugelsang ("John Fugelsang") wrote:
My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food.
@lizardtown ("hythlodaeus final fantasy please come hold my hand") wrote:
@zkat__ ("kat.rs") replied to a tweet by @zkat__:
ngl, the temptation to go like "it's not my fault it's because I was being a crazy" is strong, but like, I know that's not how shit works. :(
Me, having a MH-related disability: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me, also being responsible for the consequences of said MH-related disability: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@bluegal ("Frances Langum 🧶") wrote:
R.e.p.u.b.l.i.c.a.n.s.
don't want you to get paid for your work.
#BothSidesDont
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@washingtonpost ("The Washington Post") wrote:
Virginia Republicans advance bill to freeze minimum-wage increases https://wapo.st/3sa0FC7
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@RBReich ("Robert Reich") wrote:
In December, Nancy Pelosi dismissed banning members of Congress from trading individual stocks.
In January, she reversed course following immense public pressure.
We have momentum, folks. We can ban this corruption once and for all.
Let's keep the pressure on.
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@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@PaulRudnickNY ("Paul Rudnick") wrote:
Today the groundhog said, "If I see a single shadow I'm going back into my trailer. It's in my contract: full Mirror Has Two Faces lighting, with fog and vaseline on the lens. I want to look 19 again. Three words, people - Lucy in Mame. And let's lose the hog. I'm a groundsprite"
@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") retweeted:
@VP ("Vice President Kamala Harris") wrote:
For the millions of victims of the Holocaust, and for the survivors like Ruth Cohen, we must commit to carry forth their lived experiences and give meaning to that timeless pledge: “never again.”
Video:
@outcontextyuri ("out of context GL") wrote:
If Nanami had therapy, Bloom Into You would've been an oneshot
@33mhz ("Terri Alligator Gar") replied to a tweet by @33mhz:
At first I was thinking about maybe slow cooking the mango to try and get a smoother texture, but after having about half I think I like it as is. Next I might try other flavor combinations, like the jasmine green tea jello I tried before
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") wrote:
#residentalien
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Be on the lookout for a brand-new episode of RESIDENT ALIEN, tonight on @SYFY at 9/8c. Sheriff Mike and Deputy Liv will have everything in Patience under control, surely.
@ResidentAlien #SYFY @DarkHorseComics @UCP #AmblinTelevision
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
honestly it’s REALLY GOOD !!!
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@dgsaaron ("aarón ✨") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:
@meakoopa @ArtofNickRobles OH MY GODDD dream team!!! i can't wait to read it!!!!
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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:
@ArtofNickRobles ("Nick Robles") wrote:
Oh! Hi! 🌈
Guess who reunited with the MARVELously talented @meakoopa for a story in this?!
(It's me!)
✨CHECK IT OUT✨
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Queer Men Become Romantic Superheroes, Pirates, and More in Comics Anthology Young Men in Love http://dlvr.it/SJGpzG
@chibith0t ("Ya Local Magical Gal♒️") wrote:
I really do talk like I walk yahhhh🐇🐰
#28DaysOfBlackCosplay
The World's Best Guitar Hero Player Was A Cheat
For the last few years, a Guitar Hero player called Schmooey was widely believed to be the best in the world, having racked up achievements and displayed feats that other players thought impossible. A discovery made last year, however, shows there was a very good reason for that.
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") wrote:
I wish benzos worked for me. It would be nice to truly not care for a while.
@vv1lder ("emily wilder") replied to a tweet by @vv1lder:
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@vv1lder ("emily wilder") wrote:
BREAKING: Jury finds former Sonoma County Sheriff's Deputy Charles Blount NOT GUILTY of both charges — involuntary manslaughter and assault by a peace officer — in the 2019 death of David Ward, per @colin_atagi. Story incoming @NorthBayNews
@vv1lder ("emily wilder") wrote:
BREAKING: Jury finds former Sonoma County Sheriff's Deputy Charles Blount NOT GUILTY of both charges — involuntary manslaughter and assault by a peace officer — in the 2019 death of David Ward, per @colin_atagi. Story incoming @NorthBayNews
@ManishEarth ("Manish") replied to a tweet by @ManishEarth:
this is all to say,
Two members of Google’s Ethical AI group leave to join Timnit Gebru’s nonprofit
Photo by Kimberly White/Getty Images for TechCrunch
Two members of Google’s Ethical AI group have announced their departures from the company, according to a report from Bloomberg. Senior researcher Alex Hanna, and software engineer Dylan Baker, will join Timnit Gebru’s nonprofit research institute, Distributed AI Research (DAIR).
Today's my last day at Google. Starting tomorrow I'm joining @timnitGebru at @DAIRInstitute as Director of Research.
On my way out, here's some thoughts on the tech company as a racialized organization and the power of complaint. https://t.co/PQhAVo2r7M
— Alex Hanna (@alexhanna) February 2, 2022
In a post announcing her resignation on Medium, Hanna criticizes the “toxic” work environment at Google, and draws attention to a lack of representation of Black...
@cgranade ("Dr. Cassandra Granade") wrote:
gender.rs
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@MilesKlee ("Miles Klee") wrote:
nailed it
https://twitter.com/_RodolfoOcampo/status/1488379758551388168
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
hey me and @ArtofNickRobles have a story in this and it is VERY BEAUTIFUL bc Nick is a dreamboat who I could work with for the rest of my goddamned life!!! PICK UP THIS BOOK!!
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Queer Men Become Romantic Superheroes, Pirates, and More in Comics Anthology Young Men in Love http://dlvr.it/SJGpzG
@vv1lder ("emily wilder") replied to a tweet by @vv1lder:
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@colin_atagi ("Colin Atagi") wrote:
After less than 6 hours of deliberating, jurors are expected to present a verdict today in the trial of a former Sonoma County sheriff’s deputy charged with manslaughter in the 2019 death of a Bloomfield man during a traffic stop. @NorthBayNews
@vv1lder ("emily wilder") wrote:
BREAKING: per @colin_atagi, jury has reached a verdict in the trial of Charles Blount, the former Sonoma County Sheriff's Office deputy accused of involuntary manslaughter in the killing of David Ward during a 2019 traffic stop. @NorthBayNews
@JeromeHardaway ("Jerome Hardaway 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸") wrote:
Looking at Javascript code written by a beginner is so refreshing. So clear, so straightforward, not written in a manner of an asshole trying to justify their salary. Perfection.
The FBI reportedly confirms it tested NSO’s spyware
Illustration by Alex Castro / The Verge
The FBI has confirmed to The Washington Post that the agency had a license to use NSO’s Pegasus spyware and that it tested out the software’s capabilities. The bureau insists that the software, which is capable of silently infecting phones and accessing camera and microphone feeds, contacts, texts, and more, was never used “in support of any investigation,” but the Post’s report says that there were at least discussions within the FBI and Department of Justice about how the FBI might go about deploying the spyware.
The confirmation comes after The New York Timesreleased a sweeping report last week, which included details about the FBI’s relationship with NSO. Not only did the FBI try out the spyware on phones using foreign SIM cards,...
Spotify says it’s a creator company now
Illustration by Alex Castro / The Verge
Spotify released its quarterly earnings today during a particularly fraught time for the company. Its star podcaster, Joe Rogan, spurred multiple musicians to pull their discographies from the platform over his show’s spreading of misinformation; Spotify-employed podcasters themselves spoke out, and even the White House responded.
CEO Daniel Ek fielded questions about the backlash to having Rogan on the platform and stood by the company’s decision to host, distribute, and monetize the show. He instead tried to reframe the discussion as one of free speech and making Spotify a platform that can help all audio creators make a living, regardless of their opinions.
“We’re trying to balance creative expression with the safety of our users,...
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@DrClaireH ("Dr Claire Hardaker (she/her)") wrote:
The old gods are rising again.
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") wrote:
otc pain killer brands should release a special "technology" dosage for addressing the headaches caused by things like k8s, oradb, et al.
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@lindsaycohen ("Lindsay Cohen (she/her)") wrote:
The tiniest hint of spring. Soon, Seattle. Soon. 🌸
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") wrote:
"Voter fraud is exceptionally rare and generally detected. There is consensus among election officials and experts...Still, Republicans in states around the country last year passed...new voting rules that tightened access to mail and early voting."
https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-election-police-bill-clears-senate-committee
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") replied to a tweet by @Maryxus:
Creating an election police force to solve a problem that's empirically demonstrated not to exist is just a front so that they can legally intimidate voters.
And what frustrates me most is that, if they can pass it, they'll probably get away with it. Moderates will let them.
@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:
As a nation, we invest in education for second-graders. We invest in education for tenth-graders. Now, for a 21st-century economy, we’ve got to invest more in education after high school—not hold people back with debt. #CancelStudentDebt https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/inside-the-debate-over-student-debt-cancellation-accountable/2022/02/01/71c3f0e7-a5c6-4e88-b21d-beb5fc72f185_video.html
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") retweeted:
@pwcrack ("Robert Weiss") wrote:
Happy Birthday Ralph Merkle, cryptographer and creator of Merkle puzzles, an early example of public key cryptography, inventor of Merkle Trees, and co-inventor of the Merkle-Damgard construction used in many hashing alhorithms.
