@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:
Yep yep got real into Pam & Tommy for @ExtraHotPodcast
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@ExtraHotPodcast ("Extra Hot Great") wrote:
Earlier: it's #EHG 392 with @DaveHolmes! #TheMatchGameHollywoodSquaresHour, #WeNeedToTalkAboutCosby, #SomebodySomewhere, #TheRealDirtyDancing, #911LoneStar, #OnceAndAgain for the Canon, and much more -- like #PamAndTommy, as you can hear in this tease! https://www.extrahotgreat.com/392
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@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:
If someone can afford a yacht big enough to dismantle a bridge, they can afford to pay their fair share of taxes to invest in things like building bridges, repairing roads, and ensuring universal child care. #WealthTax https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-02-02/jeff-bezos-s-new-superyacht-to-force-dismantling-of-dutch-bridge
@joelle_emerson ("Joelle Emerson") wrote:
Me, every day: Well, I guess there’s a 5-letter word I don’t know!
Me, every day, 3 minutes later: Once again, it’ll literally never be a word you don’t know.
@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
You think you have it bad? My wife's in infosec. I'm in software. I have to constantly pretend that I don't make apps poorly. One day she's gonna find out that the stuff she's bragging about hacking is the same stuff I make on a daily basis. I'm on borrowed time.
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:
Barney only he's just a regular T Rex who doesn't know why he's been left in charge of young mammals or where their parents are, but he's a total dad so he's gonna do it.
Twitter’s direct DM test is a terrible idea
Illustration by Alex Castro / The Verge
Twitter is exploring a new way to send DMs on iOS, and it involves letting users slide into your inbox through a link on your tweets, bypassing the DM button on your profile. The platform says this will make it easier to “start a conversation” from your timeline — but you can probably see how this can go very, very wrong.
Please don’t do this.
One extra step of having to go to someone’s profile to send a DM cuts back on harassment.
This is almost never about “starting a conversation,” when people are sending unsolicited DMs.
At least give us a safety feature to not allow this on our tweets.
— Eliza Orlins (@elizaorlins) February 4, 2022
As public defender Eliza Orlins points out, offering a shortcut to your DMs could make users even...
@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") retweeted:
@zak_toscani ("Zak Toscani") wrote:
“Comics are the ones shining a light on the darkest and scariest parts of life and if we can’t say…” shut the fuck up. You’re not a light in the darkness, you’re a bigot with a microphone
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
this keeps happening!! Wordle 232 6/6
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nikvo@esperanto.masto.host wrote:
RT @ikubaj@twitter.com
Li rigardas min rekte kuŝante sur sia dorso. 😼
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@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
Joe Rogan demonstrating this is the correct interpretation of “cancel culture” once again
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@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
What "Cancel Culture" is really about
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Blakely@hellsite.site ("Charles "Estrogen" Cheese") wrote:
So I put a fish on my head (which was the fashion at the time)
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lrvick ("Lance R. Vick") wrote:
RT @lrvick "Help us build our open source decentralized security and/or privacy focused thing! Join our discord/slack/telegram here!"
Literally no way for people that actually believe in open source and decentralization to engage with your project. Cool story bro.
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") retweeted:
@EmilyGorcenski ("Extremily Gorcenski") wrote:
Joe Rogan is racist. If you like Joe Rogan, I am going to assume you are racist, and I am going to conduct the remainder of whatever relationship I am to have with you under the assumption that you are a racist.
@33mhz ("Terri Alligator Gar") wrote:
When these Success Growth Mindset guys talk about books they never mean, like, Willa Cather. It's always just more of this same MBA-flavored self help drivel
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@creation247 ("𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸") wrote:
By age 30, your circle of friends should be talking about their favorite books and podcasts rather than their favorite shows on Netflix.
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
The MAGA-majority school board that seems to be systematically dismantling the Douglas County School District should be national news
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@DenverChannel ("Denver7 News") wrote:
The president of Douglas County Federation, the union representing some teachers and staff in the Douglas County School District, warned Saturday a "high percentage of staff" may leave following superintendent Corey Wise's firing https://bit.ly/3HwH59E
@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:
@WhitneyCummings ("Whitney Cummings") wrote:
Comedians did not sign up to be your hero. It’s our job to be irreverent and dangerous, to question authority and take you through a spooky mental haunted house so you can arrive at your own conclusions. Stay focused on the people we pay taxes to to be moral leaders.
@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:
I’m a free-thinking rebel, which is why I spend every single day reading advertisements for companies I don’t care about while catering to the anxieties of my largely straight white male audience.
This is what being “punk” means to me.
The Most Unbelievable Part Of Dying Light 2? Everyone Getting Vaccinated
Dying Light 2 is the latest big-budget open-world game blowing up on Steam and other platforms. I enjoyed it, less for its narrative and more because it features excellent parkour and fun combat. Oh, and there are zombies and other undead mutants. But that’s not the most hard-to-believe part of Dying Light 2. No,…
@bahamat ("Brian Bennett") retweeted:
@jameshamblin ("James Hamblin") replied to a tweet by @jameshamblin:
-What if someone is able to contradict the leader with absolutely flawless logic and evidence?
-they’re wrong
-But what if new evidence is even more robust than that?
-Then it’s wrong
-But what if a different person tries to—
-contradict the leader?
-mmhm
-Then they’re wrong
@bahamat ("Brian Bennett") retweeted:
@jameshamblin ("James Hamblin") wrote:
People still not accepting the identity fusion framework. Wrote on it years ago. Super helpful.
If the leader says it, it’s right.
If something contradicts the leader, it’s wrong.
Mike Pence [or insert other name] is not the leader.
He contradicted the leader.
So he’s wrong.
owl@beach.city ("ugglan") wrote:
it's funny in The Left Hand of Darkness when they're like ah it's 60 miles (Terran), feet this, pounds that, I guess imperial won out in the end.
@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") replied to a tweet by @attackerman:
And again https://foreverwars.substack.com/p/iran-sanctions-and-inflation-as-a
@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:
Tapping the sign again https://foreverwars.substack.com/p/us-economic-strangulation-could-kill
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@NathanJRobinson ("Nathan J Robinson") wrote:
An absolutely horrific humanitarian catastrophe that the Biden administration bears major responsibility for. This cruelty should be causing mass protest against the administration but most Americans are oblivious to the effects of our policies on other countries.
Sounds like a very nice piece of analysis of Telegram. TL;DR: stop using @telegram
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@JordanWildon ("Jordan Wildon") wrote:
When asked about Telegram, most people will tell you it's a secure and encrypted messaging application that protects your privacy, but as @JKCTech has discovered, it can also be weaponized as a form of mass-surveillance, identifying your location to within a matter of meters 🧵
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") wrote:
I was in that. I played the main vacuum.
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@drinksmcgee ("𖤐 Father McGee 𖤐") wrote:
But... but... but...
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@adamgreattweet ("Adam") wrote:
i’d never shoplift at williams-sonoma because that’s a whisk i’m not willing to take
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Owlor@meow.social wrote:
@srol I think the play/pause button is extra funny on devices that make noise, like the dishwasher, cus then I can imagine I'm putting on the tape of some obscure german industrial band.
@afflatusmiisery ("Elysia - 6.0 SPOILERS") replied to a tweet by @ashnichrist:
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@DavMicRot ("David Rothschild") replied to a tweet by @DavMicRot:
Regardless if your concern was records and/or security, Trump did everything anyone accused Clinton of with magnitudes more destruction of records AND security risk for US. Still @nytimes & mainstream media has yet to take accountability for their absurd pro-Trump reporting bias.
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") retweeted:
@SethCotlar ("Seth Cotlar") wrote:
One part of Rogan's impact on American society that I haven't seen mentioned much is the key role he played early on in helping the Proud Boys promote themselves using his platform. Spotify has removed his interviews with PB founder McInnes, like they have with the n-word.
@possumkratom69 ("poss 🟥⬛") wrote:
dont fucking go to hawai'i. indigenous hawai'ians have said this multiple times. its fucked up. stop.
@Becauseofthem ("#becauseofthemwecan") wrote:
Goodr, a waste management and hunger relief company, just opened its first free grocery store for seniors.
https://www.becauseofthemwecan.com/blogs/news/goodr-opens-up-free-grocery-store-located-in-atlanta-senior-community
@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:
Being alive the past few years has been a never-ending crash course in how thoughtless grown adults can be.
Every selfish idiot is convinced that they’re some kind of truth-telling “rebel.”
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@WhitneyCummings ("Whitney Cummings") wrote:
Comedians did not sign up to be your hero. It’s our job to be irreverent and dangerous, to question authority and take you through a spooky mental haunted house so you can arrive at your own conclusions. Stay focused on the people we pay taxes to to be moral leaders.
@cosmichoney_ ("honey 🤠") wrote:
By age 30, your circle of friends should consist of a healer, tank and dps
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@creation247 ("𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸") wrote:
By age 30, your circle of friends should be talking about their favorite books and podcasts rather than their favorite shows on Netflix.
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@EricBoehlert ("Eric Boehlert") wrote:
Rush Limbaugh made entire career out of doing this
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@washingtonpost ("The Washington Post") wrote:
Trump and allies try to redefine racism by casting White men as victims https://wapo.st/3orroZS
@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:
Americans are back at work at a record-setting pace. Our economy created 467,000 jobs in January, and 6.6 million jobs have been created since we took office.
While there’s more work to be done, we are focused on rebuilding an economy that will lift up all Americans.
Verizon’s phone contracts are all three years now
Illustration by Alex Castro / The Verge
If you’re looking to buy a new phone at Verizon, you now only have two options: buy the device outright, or pay monthly installments for three years. As reported by Droid Life (via Android Police), Verizon appears to have gotten rid of its 24- and 30-month contracts for all devices — including phones, hot spots, and smartwatches — and has instead extended it to 36 months.
Unless you can pay off the entire device, you’re locked into the three-year plan
Verizon’s payment program FAQ page explains that there isn’t any interest attached to the 36-month plan, and you can choose to pay off the phone in full whenever you want. What you can’t do, however, is pay more than your set monthly installment — so unless you can pay off the entire...
Sunday Comics: But Hey!
Hello! It’s time for Kotaku’s Sunday Comics, your weekly roundup of the best webcomics. The images enlarge if you click on the magnifying glass icon.
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0x1C3B00DA@edolas.world wrote:
So teams of developers have been working on a groups feature for a few years. The work has been adhoc, collaborative, open, and done by volunteers, but now mastodon has gotten a grant, in part to work on groups.
Seems pretty shitty for mastodon to get a grant to work on this, when a lot of the work has already been done by other teams, for free. Either mastodon is getting paid to use other teams' works or they're going to use the funding to design a completely new groups system that ignores the previous work, which seems likely given mastodon's history of collaboration.
@33mhz ("Terri Alligator Gar") wrote:
these were amazing but unfortunately the only way to get them is to construct a piñata and wait for them to spontaneously come into being inside of it
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@PKhakpour ("porochista khakpour پوروچیستا خاکپور") wrote:
do you guys remember this trash candy?
was there a single person who liked these? show yourselves
@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:
This is a good one and it pairs nicely with @SWGoldman’s recent book
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@lionel_trolling ("John Ganz") wrote:
On the battle over the basic meaning of America, Sam Francis, the 1619 project, and the stolen election myth
https://johnganz.substack.com/p/looking-for-an-american-myth
@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
@amymaxmen ("Amy Maxmen, PhD") wrote:
I hear lots of anxiety about the supposed psychological effects of masks on children. Wondering about the psychological effects of growing up in a household where kids are taught not to give a damn about other people & to throw tantrums when told otherwise.
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
I don’t wanna talk about this anymore at all and I’m sorry for bringing it up but this is so goofy man
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") retweeted:
@nickstreiff ("Nick Streiff") wrote:
Protesters now marching through downtown Minneapolis. #AmirLocke @WCCO
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@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
@GhostlyWeevil ("wait, what?") wrote:
so gofundme shut down the convoy's money and american politicians at basically all levels is now openly saying they want to be able to fund white supremacist uprisings on foreign soil and somehow we're still debating if the convoy is a working class protest or not, what?
@33mhz ("Terri Alligator Gar") retweeted:
@JohnBeifuss ("John Beifuss 〽️") wrote:
Bette Davis, FASHIONS OF 1934.
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
When you block someone, despite varying opinions, you have actually won. You have erased them from your phone. Don’t worry about any other discussion of it, who cares. Just block until you reach Valhalla
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
Some people who are genuinely bad actors do things online exclusively to get engagement and I feel like the best thing to do is block them but unfortunately we collectively tend to dunk and dunk until they are single digit millionaires with a book deal for the worst book ever
cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope") wrote:
(To be clear, this is a joke about my own peculiar habits and history with computers. Not a statement about how one should operate a computer.)
cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope") wrote:
them: "If you don't already have a terminal open..."
me: [truly not comprehending] "Wait. What? How could you even use a computer without a terminal open?"
"If Meta is not given the option to transfer, store and process data from its European users on US-based servers, Facebook and Instagram may be shut down across Europe, the social media giants’ owner reportedly warned in its annual report."
Sounds great! 🙏🎉🙏🎉
@33mhz ("Terri Alligator Gar") retweeted:
@UKRaveComments ("UK Rave Comments") wrote:
HOW DO YOU SPELL LEEDS? TWO E'S AND LSD !!
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prismplume@mastodon.art ("Plume") wrote:
A recent commission of a special cat #mastoart #CreativeToots #commission
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zeitschlag@chaos.social ("Nathan") wrote:
Sprachnachrichten vereinen das Schlimmste aus asynchroner Kommunikation und Telefonieren.
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cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope") wrote:
@CarlCravens You know, after I posted that, I thought to myself, "I probably encountered more than one. I just don't remember." This morning my memory dredged up something that I wasn't sure was true, but I found it:
https://archive.org/details/NGWhalecall
My mother used to subscribe to National Geographic (and for the longest time she kept all the issues she received, which was fun for a curious kid). I have a recollection of her playing this disc for us kids. It's at the edge of how far back my memory goes.
“Mark Zuckerberg and team consider shutting down Facebook and Instagram in Europe if Meta can not process Europeans' data on US servers”
Yes, please!
@mark_wilkins ("Mark W / CCP Darwin") wrote:
Re: Harry Potter og Viskusteinninn
How in the world do Icelandic 10-year-olds end up with a vocabularly like this???
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ericireland@aus.social ("Eric") wrote:
@cstanhope Reminds me of the great, short book by Mark Fisher https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalist_Realism
owl@beach.city ("ugglan") wrote:
we got adjustable desks and a nice chair for kråkan, on which he sits with his feet up like a gargoyle
@mark_wilkins ("Mark W / CCP Darwin") wrote:
Að læra Íslensku mína by laboriously translating "Harry Potter og Viskusteinninn." Half an hour in, I have one sentence translated and a page of vocabulary notes. Áfram!!
@hiro_asari ("あさり 🇯🇵🏴🇪🇸🇫🇷🇵🇹") retweeted:
Mark Zuckerberg and team consider shutting down Facebook and Instagram in Europe if Meta can not process Europeans’ data on US servers
2022 is really starting to look up!
@hiro_asari ("あさり 🇯🇵🏴🇪🇸🇫🇷🇵🇹") retweeted:
こういうの、義務教育で教えて欲しいと思った。効果抜群すぎて人生変わるレベル。何事もフォームが大事なんやね。エーザイさん、ありがとう。
@mark_wilkins ("Mark W / CCP Darwin") retweeted:
Jæja, eruð þið öll tilbúin?
@gcouprie ("Geoffroy Couprie") retweeted:
@clementd ("cλementd.wlan 🚸") wrote:
Idea: support group for Rust & Haskell devs who have to use go.
owl@beach.city ("ugglan") wrote:
Just as I think I'm bored with black metal, https://andavald.bandcamp.com/album/undir-skygg-arhaldi
@michaloleszczyk ("Michal Oleszczyk") retweeted:
@RGlapiak ("Rafał Glapiak") wrote:
Dla wieczornej zmiany: analiza filmu PRZEPRASZAM, POMYŁKA (1948) Anatole'a Litvaka, prezentująca okoliczności jego powstania, jest już dostępna na #MocnePunkty. #TylnaProjekcja
https://mocnepunkty.pl/tylna-projekcja/przepraszam-pomylka-1948/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=przepraszampomylka
@gcouprie ("Geoffroy Couprie") wrote:
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@manjusrii ("Belinda Barnet") wrote:
Facebook is really good at threats: specifically, it is good at threatening to withdraw services if governments don’t give it what it wants.
@reduct_rs ("ReductRs") wrote:
How To Come Out Of The Closet With Just One Simple Crab Emoji
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@isislovecruft ("isis agora lovecruft (they/them)") wrote:
“hi (i code rust btw)” is a spectacular way to disclose being gay
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@nycsouthpaw ("southpaw") wrote:
This is a tapestry of lies deployed to buttress a reactionary agenda.
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.@NYCMayor: "You are watching the erosion of American cities because there's a mindset in our cities that any and everything goes. There's no form of order. This is unacceptable." http://hill.cm/CwFxAun
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@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@ddale8 ("Daniel Dale") wrote:
Dan Bongino's Fox show took a website's list of the most healthy US cities and turned it into a graphic titled "TOP TEN MOST UNHEALTHY U.S. CITIES," which it used to back Bongino's claim that Democrats don't care about urban deaths. Nice catch by @Acyn.
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I went to the source cited in this graphic and I’m not sure what happened here
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
Under normal circumstances there's a very good argument why we should be taxing oil & gas companies more, but given the current suffering and unbearable choices facing households with #energybills it's impossible to justify NOT tapping into those profits.
@tessakhan/ Uplift
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@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:
I like it as a question for all of us and our lives. A moment of self reflection to ask what we’re doing for our communities, the causes we care about, etc. Also good to think about what we really owe to one another
@taralx ("JP Sugarbroad 🐺") retweeted:
@darkpatterns ("darkpatterns.org") wrote:
How Adobe tricks users into a 12 month contract.
Thread.
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
A crappy thing about the “should this rich guy do more” debate is the interesting ethical questions are blasted past so people who already have a staked out position (that’s a little biased) can dunk on other people that disagree with them. Also using insane people as examples
@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") wrote:
Mapping the celebrity NFT complex. Who doesn't love a good crazywall? I find the world of NFT-flogging celebrities fascinating, both because of the visceral, skin-crawling embarrassment I feel when I see people like Fallon and Hilton half-heartedly try... https://jwz.org/b/yjwY
@AliceICecile ("Alice 🌹 Cecile") wrote:
"Crime is fake" is such an important take that a lot of tech-oriented people don't really seem to grasp.
Following the letter (or spirit!) of the law in your jurisdiction is a defense, but not a complete one. And breaking it doesn't immediately result in consequences!
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@Talen_Lee ("Talen Lee") replied to a tweet by @Talen_Lee:
tired: fanfiction is illegal
mired: fanfiction -is- legal
inspired: fanfiction -is- illegal and crime is fake
@Talen_Lee ("Talen Lee") replied to a tweet by @Talen_Lee:
tired: fanfiction is illegal
mired: fanfiction -is- legal
inspired: fanfiction -is- illegal and crime is fake
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
How do I get into the next scam before it goes big
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@MattBinder ("Matt Binder") wrote:
Gwyneth Paltrow, Reese Witherspoon, Eva Longoria, and Brie Larson all pumping this same NFT project today
3 out of 4 of these celebs just happened to tweet about it within 45 minutes of each other too
@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") replied to a tweet by @gaywonk:
I’m not sure voting for Democrats is “harm reduction” when they actively campaign on doing more harm.
@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:
If this is the future of the Democratic Party, let it die.
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.@NYCMayor: "You are watching the erosion of American cities because there's a mindset in our cities that any and everything goes. There's no form of order. This is unacceptable." http://hill.cm/CwFxAun
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@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") retweeted:
@minasdemon ("patty 𓆦") wrote:
Ghislaine Maxwell’s jail cell looks nice asf
@oconnor663 ("Jack O'Connor") wrote:
Here's BLAKE3 running on an 8-bit 6502 microprocessor, @ben_eater's breadboard kit. Right now it only works for the empty string, but progress is rapid :)
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:
Are you guys even listening to yourselves
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:
@kelseyhightower ("Kelsey Hightower") wrote:
I'm following what's going on in the ENS community right now and I believe this will become a case study on how decentralization works when people need to be held accountable.
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:
Lol look at this spending. For every dollar that goes to the NYPD 11 cents goes to Youth and Community Development
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
NYC spends 6 billion dollars a year on police
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.@NYCMayor: "You are watching the erosion of American cities because there's a mindset in our cities that any and everything goes. There's no form of order. This is unacceptable." http://hill.cm/CwFxAun
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@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:
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@iximeow ("jar jar twinks") wrote:
OH: "help me jarjar twinks, you're my only hope"
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@faera_lane ("Fay Lane 🖤") wrote:
I have said it before and I will say it again, modern bathtubs are too damn small. I want to feel like the kraken moving ponderously through ocean depths, not like a potato wedged in a tailpipe.
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@NoahGarfinkel ("Noah Garfinkel") wrote:
At a weed store you can say, “I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,” and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, “Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?”