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@8viii12xii ("𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔞𝔫 🕊") wrote:
The scene where Squidward says he can finally die happy, and then his soul starts to leave his body but Mr Krabs grabs it and slams it in back in his body and says he has to work later ☠️☠️
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:
People have been treating facts like opinions for my entire life
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
People talk a lot about misinformation and why it is bad but at this point you're trying to put a derailed train back on the tracks with one of those car jacks that comes with your honda civic
Wordle! and Wardle team up to donate proceeds from an unrelated app’s popularity spike
Photo by Stefani Reynolds / AFP via Getty Images
Wordle is a free browser game, and a browser game only — it has no accompanying apps, something that some people (myself included, regrettably) might not realize during a time when nearly everything has an app.
This leaves plenty of room for fake Wordle apps to crowd app stores in an attempt to leech off of the word puzzle game’s sudden rise in popularity. But there’s one app coincidentally called Wordle! that’s not a clone — it actually existed before the browser game itself. That’s why its developer is teaming up with the mind behind the browser-based Wordle, Josh Wardle, to use its accidental success as an opportunity to give back, according to a report from GameSpot.
The story unraveled in a thread on Twitter, with Wordle! app...
@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:
We can’t wait. Here’s why we’ve got to pass voting rights legislation as soon as possible:
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@mark_wilkins ("Mark W / CCP Darwin") retweeted:
@words_german ("GermanWords") wrote:
Germans even have a word for lust for lust for lust: Lustlustlust
pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:
Did Ghislaine Maxwell just fire a shot across the bows?
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2022/01/16/i-hope-shes-on-suicide-watch/
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@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") wrote:
Mask up. Get vaccinated.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/01/15/pandemic-goes-and/?tid=ss_tw
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@bugposting ("rachel news") wrote:
every time my teeth fall out in my dreams i think "wow. my teeth always fall out in my dreams. and now it's happening for real"
The trials and tribulations of turning a real camera into a webcam
This is not a Sony A7 III, but it will do. | Illustration by Samar Haddad
A mirrorless camera should just work; it did not
owl@beach.city ("ugglan") wrote:
A text/plain part of an email that just says "Plain text version not available" :thounque:
owl@beach.city ("ugglan") wrote:
Metroid Prime 4 is supposedly done.
I really liked 1 and 2 on Gamecube, especially 1, it managed to create an atmosphere similar to that in Super Metroid despite being in 3D.
Also it was really cool how they hid the loading times through clever level design and predictive loading.
You could walk towards a door and hear the DVD reader go zip zip zip in case you end up opening the door.
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@BarrelComedy ("Monkey Barrel Comedy") wrote:
SUNDAY: THE BIG SHOW
And it is a corker.
@liamwithnail hosts, welcoming @bylgja_babylons, @BigDavidMcIver, @BearneMartin & headliner, @abcomedian.Shows at 7pm & 9pm
£8 only!
TIX: https://event.liveit.io/36346/calendar/2022-1-16
owl@beach.city ("ugglan") wrote:
anarresti 🤝 autisti
last 5 minutes in a shopping district
owl@beach.city ("ugglan") wrote:
The black-and-white cat is on the roof of its human's home.
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Yajuuraku@mastodon.art wrote:
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@djco ("Dirkjan Ochtman") retweeted:
@mitsuhiko ("Armin “vax ffs” Ronacher") wrote:
I seriously wonder if it would be beneficial for the Rust async ecosystem if crates stopped supporting async-std to discourage it’s use.
@DreamingInCode ("selectively adjacent symbols") replied to a tweet by @DreamingInCode:
Whatever kooky stuff you want to say is fine (goodness knows I say plenty), but:
* Who the fuck has the R word in their vocabulary in this day and age?
* Maybe I’m old fashioned, but maybe don’t giggle about holocausts?
* Closing my @RoamResearch account stat
@DreamingInCode ("selectively adjacent symbols") wrote:
Kids, don’t mix drugs and Twitter.
@zilmer ("Priidu Zilmer") wrote:
Nädalavahetuseks kustutan seadmest brauseri, sest Mäggi kolumn. Linkima ei hakka põhimõtte pärast.
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:
A friend of mine once told me the problem with social media branding is you can only be known for one thing. Like people will come to see you as an expert because you talk about a specific thing almost exclusively. I realized I’ve been trying to reject that notion ever since.
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") retweeted:
@DannyVegito ("Keifer") wrote:
norman osborn: thank you for curing me of my goblin brain, peter. now I can go back to what I was doing before. making billions building weapons for the united states military
@EmilyE_Draws ("Em @ back to school 🙃") wrote:
and I 🌟glow🌟 cause I know what my worth is #encanto
disappointed there weren't any Wordle speedruns on AGDQ this year. Maybe next time?
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:
Hey @kenklippenstein I think I need to FOIA request myself lol
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
I’m actually good for now thank you for your interest CIA
this title and image were created to upset me, personally https://www.protocol.com/fintech/crypto-communists
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
How do I get recruited by the CIA do they just hack my phone
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:
Correct.
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@toomuchpete ("Pete Holiday") wrote:
Apparently @lambdaschool is rebranding as @bloomtech to avoid prospective students finding the huge volume of negative reporting on them.
This place has been a scam for years and they’ve gotten steadily worse over time.
@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
@afrodesiaq ("excessively black ✡️") wrote:
it's odd to see people say they're glad the hostage situation ended "without violence" when the hostage-taker was killed. i am so thankful for the safety of the hostage, and keenly observing what violence goes unmarked in our society.
@chaseruyle ("hell dude") retweeted:
@pattymo ("Patrick Monahan") wrote:
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@thedailybeast ("The Daily Beast") wrote:
Fox News’ favorite anti-vaxxer guests are at war https://trib.al/SMgaySJ
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
Joe Biden for $1 million I will suck you silly on stream to get out the vote
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@abelinasabrina ("sabrina 🌹") wrote:
when you see your favs shilling for biden next month, remember this email
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
The way I feel about my life is: I am throwing a party. It’s a huge, important party. The party of the decade, maybe even better than that. And nobody has arrived yet. And I’m getting annoyed
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:
Let me keep these subtweets to myself today. I didn’t start it, but people really want me to finish it. I’m gonna choose to mind my business instead. These things tend to work themselves out eventually anyway.
@unormal ("🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮") wrote:
as was foretold
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@bellikemike ("Mike Ade") wrote:
In Lincoln heights at the site of many recent train robberies a train appears to have derailed…
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TODAY IS THE 7TH DAY OF STRIKE
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solidarity with everyone at rikers on hunger strike fighting against the violent conditions they are forced to live in. 200 people striking at once should let us know how horrible things are. #RikersStrike
@RENAHUNDERT ("Rena Hundert") wrote:
A group of millennials is called a debt
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
Someone read my star chart and it says I’m an adult narcissist. Sorry 😞 there’s nothing I can do. Written in the stars
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
Texting “Hi?” to everyone I know to feel something
THE COLLECTION (2012) is so much better than THE COLLECTOR. It has more interesting traps and 100% fewer cat deaths.
@whatsupdangerrr ("(Muffled Sounds Of Gorilla Violence)") wrote:
I went to L*mbda to become a UX designer
I went through another coding bootcamp to become a software engineer (was taught Java), and got a job at Chase
This is what is said I owe, even though the job I have now, has nothing to do with Lambda, I haven’t even got my first check
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
You know I was gonna tweet how Kanye and Ariana Grande both wrote songs about this guy and how that’s fucked up but unfortunately this guy is cool as fuck, just in his own lane
@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:
Very relieved.
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@startelegram ("Fort Worth Star-Telegram") wrote:
UPDATE: Gov. Greg Abbott tweeted about 9:35 p.m. Saturday that all hostages are safe and out of a Colleyville synagogue after a loud bang and gunfire were heard. https://trib.al/c0xMcAJ
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
Ideal Senate: none, abolish it in lieu of a unicameral legislature
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@Shane_maps ("Shane 🇺🇸") wrote:
Ideal Senate:
40 Sherrod Browns
10 Testers
5 Duckworths
5 Klobuchars
3 Bookers
1 Bennet
1 Hickenlooper
30 Flakes
5 McCains
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
Greeley
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@SeeJaneMarie ("Jane Marie") wrote:
Tell me the worst thing you've ever smelled.
@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
Everyone laughs at we Floridians and our dislike of the cold.
But you never asked us why.
Perhaps you've never had a giant lizard fall from the sky on you?
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
2024 is going to rock
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@hasanthehun ("hasanabi") wrote:
trump just claimed that white people are sent to the back of the line when getting covid treatment in nyc
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:
I’ve easily spent $100,000 in the last decade on rent 😭
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
I’ve been trying to figure out a way to buy an apartment and it’s basically impossible lol. My debt to income ratio is insane because my law school is paying my loans and I make less than 60k a year. It’s cool that we make it impossible for normal people to own their living place
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davidrevoy@framapiaf.org ("David Revoy") wrote:
The TODO List
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@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
There will be a short funny period right before the fascism really sets in where the internet will be great. At least we have that to look forward to
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
You ever go on the viral tweets tag? Some people are on a whole different internet
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
Carl Sagan is trending, eh?
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@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
Carl Sagan pretty much nailed the current zeitgeist with this passage from his 1995 book “The Demon-Haunted World”
@internetofshit ("Internet of Shit") wrote:
-connect to wifi to fix dishwasher
-ok now you’re online that’s a $29 in app purchase thx
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@EmStreams ("Emily from Twitch✨🏳️🌈") wrote:
dishwasher broke, had to connect it to the wifi to fix it. turns out it needs a firmware update... i'm downloading new software for my dishwasher.
@joelle_emerson ("Joelle Emerson") retweeted:
@alcharalambous ("Alison Charalambous") wrote:
Don’t tell me omicron is mild. My friend’s 6 year old is in hospital with it & being put on a ventilator.
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") retweeted:
@PillsAreFood ("Neil deGrass Tyson") wrote:
I've been asked by numerous Make-A-Wish kids to visit them before they die, and my response is always the same: 15,000 children under the age of five die every day, what makes you statistically more deserving than anyone else?
@joelle_emerson ("Joelle Emerson") retweeted:
@mkramer ("melody joy kramer") wrote:
Our 3-year-old tested positive today and we assume the entire family is also positive. He attended daycare for two days. Good mask. Great hvac. Mostly outside. Dedicated, careful, fully vaccinated, heroic teachers. But omicron is just that contagious. He was exposed Tuesday.
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@d0rkph0enix ("Lina") wrote:
Don’t pretend to be really into cars if you can’t tell me what this part is
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@joemacare ("the guitar part in Snail Mail’s “Ben Franklin”") wrote:
A thing a lot of people forget about The Matrix is that Neo's journey to enlightenment actually begins when he logs off and goes to a club because he likes a girl's tattoo.
@maddow ("Rachel Maddow MSNBC") retweeted:
@bartongellman ("Barton Gellman") wrote:
Openly, as usual, suborning election theft.
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@RonFilipkowski ("Ron Filipkowski") wrote:
Trump tells PA GOP why he is placing an emphasis on Supervisor of Elections races in 22: “We have to be a lot sharper the next time when it comes to counting the vote .. Sometimes the vote counter is more important than the candidate. They have to get a lot tougher and smarter.”
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@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
Thinking about bringing dancing flash mobs back. Maybe at the Supreme Court on the anniversary of Roe v. Wade to celebrate abortion
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") retweeted:
@msolurin ("Olayemi Olurin") wrote:
I’ll be speaking on this panel tomorrow morning!
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") wrote:
If you tweet regularly and have more than 200 followers there’s a group chat somewhere out there sharing your tweets and making fun of you. That’s just life
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") replied to a tweet by @bascule:
If that sounds malicious or violent to you, just keep in mind that the "right" to spray coworkers with COVID-19 is exactly what the Supreme Court ruled in favor of and exactly what the anti-masker/anti-vaxxers are fighting for
@RAICESTEXAS ("RAICES") wrote:
Is graphic design your passion? Well you are in luck, because we are hiring a Senior Graphic designer, and we need all the help we can get! Come join a diverse and social justice oriented team that fights for immigrant rights!
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
Wonder where the reductio ab asurdum for this ends.
Is it now totally legal according to the Supreme Court to don a positive pressure suit and douse your hyperconservative unvaccinated coworkers with a spray of concentrated aerosolized COVID-19?
https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-vaccine-mandate-eb5899ae1fe5b62b6f4d51f54a3cd375
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") wrote:
Papa Was a Rolling Stone
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@ThatEricAlper ("Eric Alper 🎧") wrote:
What song has the best intro?
@LolOverruled ("Alex Peter") retweeted:
@queasy_f_bby ("lexaprofessional") wrote:
guy who’s afraid to cheer for his son brandon at soccer practice
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@theliamnissan ("Liam Nissan™") wrote:
The GOP forged election documents in seven goddamned states. Literally hundreds of legislators were involved. We MUST prosecute every last one of those seditious traitors.
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") retweeted:
@hdevalence ("henry 🌘") wrote:
haha stupid hippies, anyways, wonder where they got that idea
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@geoddo ("꧁recreational electricity user꧂") wrote:
I think the “anti-nuclear” hippies actually believe nuclear waste barrels are glowing green sludge and not compacted hazard suits and radioactive dirt encased in concrete.
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
This tweet needs a huge neon sign:
🌟⭐️💫⚡️🌟
AMERICA IS MISMANAGING A PANDEMIC
🌟⭐️💫⚡️🌟
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@Vanessid ("El Norte Recuerda") wrote:
Just got a letter informing me my son is officially a truant. A first grader. More unexcused absences will result in a fine. For staying home in a surging pandemic. Cool policy https://twitter.com/m1khaela/status/1482002944392318980
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
One of the myopic criticisms of #DontLookUp is how humanity couldn’t ever be that stupid and I can’t drive home enough how much that misses the point of the movie, how badly the climate crisis has been mismanaged, and how badly fossil fuel companies have damaged earth’s biosphere
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@davidgrossTV ("David Gross") wrote:
I can always tell, after reading the first page, if a script has, at least, two pages.
@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:
It’s been something these last two years to watch neither the political nor journalistic classes come to terms with how eager the extreme right is to use Guantanamo against their neighbors. Someone should write a book
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@ZTPetrizzo ("Zachary Petrizzo") replied to a tweet by @ZTPetrizzo:
Trump rally-goer: “The real Governor Newsom has had his military tribunal at GITMO and he has been executed.”
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@JoyAnnReid ("Joy-Ann (Pro-Democracy) Reid 😷") wrote:
.@Sen_JoeManchin's record "is one that has always valued corporate profits over human lives." An important long-read that explains where we are and why. Greed is a hell of a thing... https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/joe-manchin-big-coal-west-virginia-1280922/ via @RollingStone
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") retweeted:
@ArmandDoma ("Armand Domalewski") wrote:
woke up to a tsunami warning in San Francisco. when will chesa boudin’s crime wave be stopped?!?
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@joetracini ("Joe Tracini") wrote:
Thanks a million for watching this one millio.. you get where I’m going with this, cheers for not thinking my video was shit.
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@joetracini ("Joe Tracini") wrote:
I commentated gymnastics again.
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Discussing #async programming using spoken English is impossible:
"async function" vs "a sync function"
It's like the Abbott & Costello sketch: https://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fg?t=89
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
The real VFA
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@textfiles ("Jason Scott") wrote:
OK, first. I just bought 8,000 VHS tapes.
@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
@gadujardin ("Gwynn Dujardin") wrote:
For everyone tweeting & following abt #TheExpanse #ExpanseFinale #Expanse606 this weekend, I’d like to connect Drummer’s #crip character and the gravity torture of Belters on Earth to the #disabilities of #LongHaulers, #pwME & #NEISVoid that prevent them from being upright. 1/8
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@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") wrote:
This Place is not a Place of Honor. Today in Castle News: The thing you need to understand about today's Zillow find is that it was built in 2010 in the United States of America. Two full years into the financial crisis, these people decided that what... https://jwz.org/b/yjvR
Google might’ve accidentally approved an ad for a Target gift card scam
Photo by Michael Loccisano / Getty Images
Most of us check our gift card balances online (because who actually keeps those receipts that tell us how much money we have left on them?), making an apparent oversight by Google all the worse. It appears that Google inadvertently approved a prominent ad for a phony Target gift card balance checker that’s meant to steal your funds.
A Reddit user on r/assholedesign discovered the slip-up when searching Google for “Target gift card balance” on mobile, and found that the very first result is an ad, titled “Check Gift Card Balance - Target.” Only, the site isn’t Target — it’s actually a site called “bristolhirevan.” The ad’s description says it will let you check your gift card balance “immediately,” and that it also offers “all van sizes...
@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:
When you love acid-washed jeans so much you make a house of them
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@acechhh ("oatmeal influencer") wrote:
haunted by this $11 million nyc kitchen
@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") wrote:
Opinion | The pandemic goes on and on and on ...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/01/15/pandemic-goes-and/?tid=ss_tw
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@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:
There used to be a great searchable database of single board computers but it appears it got folded into the slow and janky https://hackerboards.com/ wordpress site that's not searchable.
Is there a good alternative?
I want to filter on boards with mainline kernel support.
@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") wrote:
I feel like in 2022, that tsunami should have also been on fire.
@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:
Kid just asked me whether there was a negative zero.
I knew this day would come but I wasn't quite ready to have The Talk about IEEE 754 quite yet.
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") replied to a tweet by @bascule:
In case the subtext is lost here: nuclear power has killed a hell of a lot more people than 30.
Historians generally concur Chernobyl killed at least 31 people in the first three months.
Estimates of “excess deaths” vary with some approaching 1 million.
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alsternerd@social.tchncs.de wrote:
Nitzer Ebb - Come Alive (2006 Remaster)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN9Kc8pd02s