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@ag_dubs ("ashley williams") wrote:

hire me for 👇

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@MissAmyTobey ("Miss Amy") wrote:

Principal Saying the Thing We Were All Thinking Engineer

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick 💉 💉🎉") wrote:

Come downstairs to find kids naked, standing on chair pushed up against open freezer.

"Hey boys, come get some undies on."

"Sorry, can't, in the middle of a project!", as they hop down with a bowl full of ice and run into the bathroom and close the door.

🤷‍♂️ Couch time for me.

@kate_Iit ("kate") wrote:

can the england fans storm the s*n printing presses and pulp the lot of it

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@robrousseau ("Rob") wrote:

if Americans actually care about Cuba's access to medical supplies perhaps they should stop fucking sanctioning Cuba

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@the_yellowcouch ("💜💛The Yellowcouch💛💜") wrote:

tfw all billionaires are having a space race to mine asteroids.

@rantasmo wrote:

The Biblical rainbow is so fucked up to me, like
GOD: I promise to never again destroy the world
PEOPLE: Oh cool!
GOD: …with a flood
PEOPLE:
GOD: Like to be clear everything else is still completely on the table

@reduct_rs ("ReductRs") wrote:

Wow! This Compiler Won’t Compile Anything Unless The Code is Perfect On the First Try

@bcantrill ("Bryan Cantrill") wrote:

Some timeless hiring wisdom from Tandem Computers ca. early 1980s

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

* WINK *

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@BeauwithaBang wrote:

It's up! Yes! If you're a Garak stan and like some gay in your trek, this is a much watch. Thanks @MattBaume!

https://youtu.be/j5_g1DY1FLg

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@crudfish44 ("Dale Chapman") replied to a tweet by donwinslow:

@donwinslow @laurenboebert

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") replied to a tweet by fakedansavage:

And I am not in an airport in Texas. A friend is. A friend whose Christmas gift shopping is DONE.

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") replied to a tweet by fakedansavage:

No. The only correct answer is no.

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:

For sale in the gift shop at the Midland /Odessa airport in west Texas.

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@mykola ("your friend myk") wrote:

Really good thread. I’ll never not cringe at a Degas moving forward.

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@ai_valentin ("Aleksei Ilídio Valentín ✡️♿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️") wrote:

If you look at the two men on the far right, they're abonnés, men who paid subscription fees to have access to the ballet dancers. They expected sexual availability as well, and in return, would pay for costumes for the dancers, many of whom were teenagers. https://twitter.com/artistdegas/status/1413384402588078083

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@Jenny_Radcliffe ("🧠🏴‍☠️People Hacker 🎧🎤 😷") wrote:

Good skills here. 😉

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@In_Otter_News2 ("In Otter News....") wrote:

Covert Ots.

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@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@AndySwan ("Andy Swan") wrote:

this spot reserved for good ol boys that know how to smoke a brisket

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@abrowngaywrites ("down on my knees, JD (they/them) 🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

Evergreen pic for pure comedy

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@papa_rosh ("roshan") wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

@bylgja_babylons ("Bylgjan🐝") wrote:

English tears are my new fav pizza topping

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@EricBoehlert ("Eric Boehlert") wrote:

media will never get tired of trying to normalize Trump voters

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@atrupar ("Aaron Rupar") wrote:

CBS's John Dickerson offers a theory about why some Americans are vaccine hesitant: "The more facts they hear, they don't hear evidence. What they hear is, 'you're a dummy for not getting this.' And that essentially people feel insulted when the evidence is presented."

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@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:

Safe to use the past tense.

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@PatrickHovey4 ("Patrick Hovey") wrote:

Not what you wanna see on the way home from work 😳
FYI It’s a Gas Station

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@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@ActNormalOrElse ("Lauren L Walker") wrote:

on the one hand, it would be tremendously good for everyone. psychologically, physically, we would be happier and healthier for it. on the other hand, there are like 8 really rich guys who are against it

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

England sending her their prayers

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@kamanityrese ("Ka’🇯🇲") wrote:

The NHS track and Trace app rn

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@bascule ("Tony “Abolish ICE” Arcieri 🦀") wrote:

Question for @rustlang programmers: how do you use the terms "function" and "method"?

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

gonna need a supercut of the gentle brotherly butt-pats

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

Help @TheDemocrats fight back against Republican efforts to take away your right to vote and ensure that we can safeguard our democracy. Sign up to volunteer today.
https://democrats.org/act/?permalink=volunteer-to-support-democrats

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Better than Hemmingway TBH

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@bluesclues231 ("bluesclues23") wrote:

@MattBaume script i wrote
bee: want a hug?
cow: yes
both hugs

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") retweeted:

@ZackFord ("Zack Ford") wrote:

Yay for another @MattBaume video, this one about the early history of gay characters on Star Trek (really, the lack thereof) and the tension between Garak and Dr. Bashir on DS9: https://youtu.be/j5_g1DY1FLg

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") wrote:

Please enjoy jwz mixtape 229. https://jwz.org/b/yjo0

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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@ensignlesbian ("aveline; team cyberpunk 💜") replied to a tweet by ensignlesbian:

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