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@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@OmgMoreJames ("James W. 🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

The homosexual urge to avoid family on Christmas and play the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV all day.

@DOStatus ("DigitalOcean Status") replied to a tweet by @DOStatus:

Resolved: Our Engineering team has resolved the issue with networking in our SGP1 region. Networking service should now be operating normally. If you continue to experience problems, please open a ticket with our support team. We apol… https://stspg.io/9tf3xlny8pm8?u=419f7hwrlgpj

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

crystalline entity ornament

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@CaraidArt ("Caraid") wrote:

I am not even a little religious, but I can get behind the idea of a holiday that celebrates good vibes and showing appreciation for people through gifts, donations or other kind gestures. It's been a rough few years; let people have small joys. And try to find them yourself too.

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

From our family to yours, wishing you a safe and very merry Christmas filled with hope, happiness, and the comfort of loved ones.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@poppy_northcutt ("Poppy Northcutt") wrote:

Merry Christmas and Happy JWST Launch. As #Apollo8 changed the way we see the Earth, #JWST will change the way we see the universe.

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") wrote:

Merry Xmas

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@outcontextyuri ("out of context GL") wrote:

Relationship Guidelines

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@Esquiring ("Yule Log4j 👻✊⚖💾☠") wrote:

Merry anarcho-Christmas to all who celebrate.

(h/t @Standplaats_KRK)

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@weiyikes ("hey, i am adorable.") wrote:

The French title of "March of the Penguins" was "March of the Emperor," which led to perhaps my favorite commercial of all time. If you've never seen it, I am begging you: do yourself the kindness of watching this glorious piece of advertising:

Video:

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@club_cryptid ("CryptidClub") wrote:

The comic that started it all!

@jesus ("Jesus Christ") wrote:

So, same theme as last year I see.

@BarackObama ("Barack Obama") wrote:

Merry Christmas, everybody! This year, I got a little help spreading holiday cheer from Sunny. Wishing you all a peaceful and joyful holiday season with the ones you love.

@DOStatus ("DigitalOcean Status") replied to a tweet by @DOStatus:

Monitoring: Our Engineering team has detected an issue on an upstream provider's network in our SGP1 region. They have implemented a fix to resolve the issue with networking in our SGP1 region and is monitoring the situation closely. … https://stspg.io/9tf3xlny8pm8?u=hb7wdzcdj731

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") retweeted:

@woodswims ("Woody") wrote:

For anyone concerned that JWST might collide with Santa during lift off, don’t worry. James Webb launching is just a story we tell children, it’s not real.

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@NASA wrote:

UPDATE: @NASAWebb is now targeted to launch no earlier than Dec. 24 to allow teams to work a communications issue between the observatory and its launch vehicle system: https://blogs.nasa.gov/webb/2021/12/14/webb-space-telescope-launch-date-update/

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:

Merry Christmas!

Kids got up and had all presents unwrapped before 6am.

Can Santa go back to bed now? 🎅💤

We got new Rad electric bikes just in time for Seattle to have daily highs below freezing! 🥶🎄

@DOStatus ("DigitalOcean Status") wrote:

Investigating: Our Engineering team is investigating an issue with networking in our SGP1 region. During this time, users may experience timeouts with network connections going in or out of the SGP1 region. We apologize for the inconv… https://stspg.io/9tf3xlny8pm8?u=w0f08fjn5lmd

@HillaryClinton ("Hillary Clinton") wrote:

Merry Christmas! 🎄

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@laure_mar ("Lauren Potterat") wrote:

you know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen
james webb better launch or im going to lose my shitzen

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@dog_feelings ("Thoughts of Dog®") wrote:

SOMEONE LEFT A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@dog_feelings ("Thoughts of Dog®") wrote:

i don’t want to jinx it. but a lot of these presents. smell like they’re for me

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@wsbgnl wrote:

“Let them work sick” is the new “let them eat cake”

@kate_Iit ("kate") wrote:

why is my dad holding back my mum’s shirt so it doesn’t dangle over the turkey and get oil on it the most tender thing i’ve ever seen 🥺

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") replied to a tweet by @RikerGoogling:

are reindeer phaser proof

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

tried to type in the part of the document microsoft word has decided is the Forbidden Zone

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@theanibird ("OE bridd plus metathesis") replied to a tweet by @neiltyson:

@neiltyson

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

3am on christmas morning and I am tightening the plot outline of this comic and telling these three ghosts to fuck off

merry christmas kids!

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") retweeted:

@DevonESawa ("devon sawa") wrote:

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

a defining moment @TheOnlyMayhem @RuPaulsDragRace

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@leftoblique ("Dana Fried") wrote:

Hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder.

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@thefarmerjones ("Farmer Jones") wrote:

https://www.gawker.com/culture/the-future-is-useless-expensive/

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@Toffeemen68 ("Ian P. McCarthy") wrote:

When I teach in-person, students often laugh at my jokes.

When I teach the same students onlinr they don't laugh at all, so I asked them why.

They replied "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny"