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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@i_zzzzzz ("Brooks Otterlake") wrote:

Me and my buddy fighting our way out of the Porsche dealership after drinking too much free Nespresso

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@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") wrote:

Feliz Navidad 🎄

I cooked.

Not pictured: the tostones that went too fast to take pictures of

@33mhz ("SIMD Crawford") retweeted:

@kathbarbadoro ("Kath Barbadoro") wrote:

a christmas carol is so fucking good because dickens knew the true meaning of christmas is thinking about your entire life, including your future, with regret

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

it's comforting to know that I kept myself as safe as possible without total isolation, but I miss my friends!

I miss casually being indoors around others!

just because I'm not acting on it doesn't mean I don't want it

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") wrote:

bundled up, wore a mask, and chatted with my friends outside for 90 minutes

then went home

a sincere "fuck you" to everyone not taking the pandemic seriously, making it unsafe for people like me to have a holiday

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@AnTimNguyen ("An-Tim Nguyen") wrote:

The future was a mistake

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@lukeweston ("Luke Weston") wrote:

What the fresh hell is this?

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") wrote:

I wish it was more of this… then maybe we’d make some real progress.

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@Bitterstaff ("John Bickerstaff 🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

There is a non zero amount of times I’ve seen a tweet about people making sacrifices to stay safe for the holidays and my mind has skipped right over covid and gone straight to the occult

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@vtchakarova ("Velina Tchakarova") wrote:

Not this year, dude! Not this year! 🎄

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@genevieverice ("❄️ Genevieve Ice Ice Baby ❄️") wrote:

I saw mommy kissing Pete Davidson

@bylgja_babylons ("Bylgjan🐝") wrote:

Came in third with the word “palkium” which is a very common Icelandic word that I definitely use all the time

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@angusmaroon ("Angus Coutts") wrote:

My family love scrabble and I hate it

@bylgja_babylons has just played an "icelandic" word that isn't a real Icelandic word

Might rat her out

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

me and who

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@bluegal ("Frances Langum 🧶") wrote:

Um, we're also gonna fight like hell to keep those bastards from taking the majority.

What happens when GOP takes the majority?

Nothing but stupid hearings for Fox soundbites.

NO healthcare, infrastructure, student loan, climate action. Republicans do NOT know how to govern.

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@TheDemCoalition ("Democratic Coalition") wrote:

Well, this would be a Christmas miracle 👇

"There’s now an outside chance that the House map might end up slightly biased in the Democrats’ favor."

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/12/democrats-are-doing-weirdly-well-in-redistricting.html

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@SDonziger ("Steven Donziger") wrote:

On this holiday, let's celebrate a huge victory for the Earth and Indigenous rights. Canada will pay $8b to clean dirty drinking water that is sickening 140,000 Indigenous peoples.

Lawyer and First Nations Chief Emily Whetung led the case. Inspirational.
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/23/world/canada/indigenous-water-lawsuit.html

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

remember that Christmas is about beauty and I am so beautiful.

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@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:

2yo's pooping habits never get old: he does what we can "hide 'n' go poop"

If he goes and stands behind a plant or goes into the pantry, we know exactly what's happening.

Sometimes we can relocate him in time but didn't this time. Pantry now stinks. 🤦‍♂️

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:

@kacimcc ("kaci") wrote:

favorite present this year 🤧@TrixieCosmetics @trixiemattel

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") retweeted:

@sacca ("Chris Sacca 🇺🇸") wrote:

15 years on this hell site and I’ve never seen the punchline delivered this way. Masterful.

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@Danielobo148 ("Daniel") wrote:

Grindr at Christmas is so funny, like as if I'll leave my family during Christmas Dinner to meet you in the train station car park in Castlebar

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") replied to a tweet by @bradfitz:

We did a huge lap around the neighborhood where everybody walks and runs around Queen Anne and 2yo and 4yo yelled "Merry Christmas!" at everybody before we then rang our bells. So fun.

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") retweeted:

@rianjohnson ("Rian Johnson") replied to a tweet by @rianjohnson:

Literally, go through every menu and submenu of the “picture” section of the tv, and anything with an on/off switch, TURN IT OFF. #tvninja

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") retweeted:

@rianjohnson ("Rian Johnson") wrote:

As we convene at family homes and rental homes and hotel rooms with televisions that need our help, a reminder…

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@tvaziri ("“Todd Vaziri” (2021)") replied to a tweet by @TomQuijote:

@TomQuijote @rianjohnson Turn everything off.

https://twitter.com/tvaziri/status/1074097372861353985?s=21

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") replied to a tweet by @bradfitz:

We stopped at a park for the kids to play at a playground but they just wanted to keep riding. 😂

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:

omg electric bikes so fun!

Kids had never been on bikes before. And we hadn't ridden electric bikes previous more than a minute or so every few years checking out the state of them.

4yo: "whoa this is so much fun! I didn't know you could go this fast!"

@robin0van0der0v ("Robin (ri/they)") wrote:

Feliĉajn festotagojn! 🎄
Happy holidays! ☃️
Fijne feestdagen! 🎁

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") retweeted:

@sargentned ("𝓷𝓮𝓭") wrote:

my brother just said “what is a twink?? just a little gay guy?”

@xychelsea ("Chelsea E. Manning") replied to a tweet by @xychelsea:

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@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:

Was disappointed in how little @SouthwestAir enforced mask mandates on the plane, especially with the Omicron variant going around. This was the case on *both legs* of the flight I was on. Staff clearly saw people violating and ignored.

@xychelsea ("Chelsea E. Manning") wrote:

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@SethMacFarlane ("Seth MacFarlane") retweeted:

@ESA_Webb ("ESA Webb Telescope") wrote:

The moment we've all been waiting for... you can now watch again and again as many times as you want! 🤩🚀

📽️ https://www.esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Videos/2021/12/Liftoff_replay_Webb_on_Ariane_5

#WebbFliesAriane #Webb #WebbSeesFarther

Video credit: ESA/CNES/Arianespace

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@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@labuzamovies ("Peter Labuza") wrote:

THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS is a wonderful adaptation of this:

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@AirbenderSecond ("Funge this!") wrote:

WAS IT A SCYTHE?

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@AP_Europe ("AP Europe") wrote:

British police have arrested a man armed with a weapon on the grounds of Windsor Castle, where Queen Elizabeth II is spending the Christmas holidays. http://apne.ws/dlZZbWF